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#myNYPD

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spoopyyellowblues:

So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right?
Remember when nemo first met him, and he said:
“See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”

And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.

Guys.

Pearl was showing off his dick.

I thought Pearl was a girl.

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"Needs more Dragons"

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blackmorgan:

comediva:

here to defeat his brother Lokitty

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ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

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equestrianfangirlswag:

cumberbitchsandwich:

cartersostoopid:

remember when the teacher dragged a tv on wheels like this kind of thing

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and you knew it was gonna be an awesome day

is anyone on here even old enough to remember this?

YES YOU LITTLE SHIT DONT GET ALL SUPERIOR

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Someone: H--
Me: oMFG I died because you were talkinG
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helioscentrifuge:

when i see cuties postin selfies

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chuuface:

taylorpotato:

ladyavenal:

Greg is pissed that he was not invited to the stag night.

GUYS. WHAT IF. WHAT IF GREG WAS INVITED. AND HIS LITTLE, “YOU DIDN’T EVEN MAKE IT TO CLOSING TIME” JAB WAS BECAUSE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET THEM AFTER HE GOT OFF WORK AND JUST AS HE WAS LEAVING THEY GOT HAULED INTO THE DRUNK TANK.

I love how John just snaps into the 45 degree angle of pain here

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1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

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in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

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mondozuryuu:

rabblerowser:

skilledcunnilinguist:

silver-whale:

This is unspeakably perfect.

I died.

I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold

yes

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#oh my god #I’d forgotten this scene #this is why, isn’t it #this is why he always told her how special she was #how important #how brilliant #because he remembered the time when he was so callous #the time that, for all he knows, might have contributed to her shitty self esteem even more #the time he told her she wasn’t special or important #which coming from him is harsh #I mean the Doctor thinks everyone’s important #but in that moment #with a brain addled with heartbreak #and a heart aching for his Rose #he told her what she already thought about herself #and who knows #maybe that’s why she never believed him 

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o-m-i-chaos:

"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board

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