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lucifers-ass-cheek:

posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 1

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treatsandsuch:

when you overhear your name in a conversation

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allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

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perfectionstoomainstream:

I’ve saved this since March to post.

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

sixpathsofbased:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Samsung is taking shots

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mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

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"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

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blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

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im-heem:

80HD

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m0xt:

Imagine being the kid that got benched so your coach could put Airbud the fucking dog in the game

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beatlesblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

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oodlyenough:

every time there’s a rumour about steven moffat leaving doctor who

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They are making 7 Arabian nights movies. You know the casting department is already thinking

derpnikdrawing:

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nabokovsshadows:

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I fuckin’ flat-out LOST IT at that last one.  Holy shit.

ASSORTED ENTERTAINMENT CRACKERS

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